Man has white Range Rover and that is all you need to know about him

A MAN has a white Range Rover, it has been confirmed.

The man has a job and relatives and perhaps a wife or girlfriend, but most of all he has a Range Rover, and it is white.

Onlooker Nikki Hollis said: “It’s bad to be judgmental but there it is. He decided to buy a white Range Rover because that is what he is into.

“He probably chose special seats in something called ‘clamshell leather’. It’s what he likes.

“And now there he is, parking it. He has a name – Tony? Rob? Darren?

“We shall never know.”