A DRIVER who overtakes as if he is in the Grand Prix invariably ends up at traffic lights just two cars ahead of people he has overtaken.
BMW owner Tom Booker frequently tailgates other vehicles, cuts in dangerously and gives other drivers the finger as he speeds past, but is not able to bully traffic lights.
Accountant Donna Sheridan said: “Some idiot was right up my arse but then he hared off and overtook a van on a blind bend. It was well worth it because at the next set of lights he was a whole 15 feet ahead of me.
“It was clearly him because it was a white BMW and I could see the person inside gesticulating angrily as if an automated traffic flow system was deliberately trying to wind him up.”
Speaking on his mobile, Booker said: “I’ve got no time for Sunday drivers. High-powered professionals like me need to be at their desks powering the economy. Every second counts when you’re selling shower curtains.
“Anyway, I can’t talk now. These lights are taking ages to change and a guy I cut up a few minutes ago has got out of his car and is coming towards me.
“He’s a surprisingly big bloke for someone who drives a Fiat 500.”