Man reckons he is a good dancer

A MAN has decided he dances with both flair and skill.

Tom Booker, from Stevenage, has been convinced of his dance floor skills since his teenage years despite hundreds of people telling him to either get better at it or just stop.

Booker said: “Haters are going to hate. It’s as simple as that.

“And even if those haters are my girlfriend, both my sisters, my dad, everyone I went to school and college with, all the people I’ve ever worked with and my best mate who I once gave some of my bone marrow to, it doesn’t matter.

“I am an incredible dancer.”

Booker’s friend, Emma Bradford, said: “He bobs his head like one of the Flowerpot Men, it’s creepy. Meanwhile, his legs jerk around as if there are 200 frogs trying to escape from his trousers.

“And he really shouldn’t be dancing with that level of enthusiasm to Everybody Hurts.”