A MAN who says he is neither a boob man nor an arse man has forced friends to conclude that there must be not be anything he likes about women.
Tom Booker was in a casual conversation with friends at his local when the issue of preferring breasts or buttocks came up and he made the outrageously misogynist assertion that he was not bothered about either.
Friend Martin Bishop said: “It was a standard Saturday session, but a couple of pints in things started getting very heated. Roy loves a girl with big jugs while Stephen has a long-standing crush on Kim Kardashian. They’d reached a stalemate.
“I got back with my round and asked Tom to settle things. But, incredibly, he said he’d never been particularly drawn to either. And this with women in hearing distance.
“Roy was first to the obvious conclusion, and said ‘So what do you like about women, then?’ Tom starts floundering and saying ‘there’s more to it than body parts’ and calling his mates ‘sexist’ like they were the bad guys.”
Booker’s girlfriend Mary Fisher said: “Martin told me about the chat. I confronted Tom. He blathered some bollocks about ‘personality’ and ‘lovely hair’ that I saw right through.
“I’m absolutely horrified to find out who I’ve been with all this time. It makes you wonder, are there any good men left in the world?”