Married couple’s night out not as good as their last one in 2002
A MARRIED couple have admitted their evening out yesterday was a let-down compared to that time in 2002.
48-year-old Tom Logan and wife Anne Logan, aged 47, went out on the town in Nottingham but found it very different to the last time, 16 years ago.
Anne said: “I asked for chardonnay but they didn’t have any, and recommended something called ‘prosecco’.
“That cost far too much. They’d raised their prices sharply. Tom’s gin-and-tonic was a tenner and they kept asking what gin he wanted. He had to say, ‘gin’.
“Nowhere was playing Will Young and even when they did have a proper song on from Magic 80s an angry man started rapping over it about some bitches. It was upsetting.”
“Also everyone seemed a bit young. Far too young really. I’m pretty sure we weren’t that young when we were young.”
Tom said: “And the music was too loud. Though that meant we didn’t have to make conversation or acknowledge that we’ve fundamentally changed as people and have nothing in common anymore.”