MEN across the Western world are under intense social pressure to become Nazis, experts have claimed.
Researchers at the Institute for Studies found the ‘Alt-Right’ or ‘Nazi’ movement is forcing men who believe in equality to ask themselves if they are actually ‘real men’.
Tom Logan, from London, said: “As well as believing in equality, I also think a lot of our social and cultural traditions are total bullshit, as is our ‘national mythology’.
“I think believing in those things is stupid and sad and I prefer to focus on the future not the past. But now I’m starting to wonder if not being a Nazi makes me effeminate. Perhaps the Nazis are right and I really am a fragile little snowflake after all.”
Logan added: “I do long to be masculine, so if I become a Nazi would it improve my love-making?
“Would I be able to ride a horse like a cowboy? Would it make me better at barbecuing meat?”
Logan continued: “I found a Nazi online and asked him if all the masculinity had made his girlfriend more attracted to him.
“He said he didn’t have a girlfriend but he would ask his mum.”