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Met loaned Mystic Meg a water cannon

SUN astrologer Mystic Meg was given use of a CVT6000 police water cannon in 2007, it has emerged.

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Men in hiding

THOUSANDS of men left for work at 5am this morning to avoid being proposed at.

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