BRITAIN’S middle class people are sick of having to stay in cold, draughty old cottages whenever they go on holiday.
Architect Roy Hobbs said: “We’ve rented a charming period cottage in Cornwall for a week and it’s going to be fucking freezing.
“There won’t be any heating except for the log fire that will take ages to make and even then only radiates warmth over a distance of about two feet.
“I’m sure we’ll see a rat in the larder, and because it’s really remote someone will probably murder us.”
He added: “Working class people get to holiday in large modern hotels which are lovely and warm, with a massive telly in every room and you can have nine sausages for breakfast.
“We could easily afford that stuff and yet we’re in a glorified shed because it’s ‘what you do’. It’s perverse.”