THOUSANDS of ambitious foetuses have been forced to remain in the womb by the midwives strike.
Foetus Tom Logan said: After nine months you get pretty tired of amniotic fluid and start to really hanker after some breast milk.
Also Ive been planning this series of novels about a detective who is a hard-drinking foetus, I had planned to write one immediately after being born yesterday and be taking meetings with agents by the end of the week.
Now it turns out Ive got to hang around here in the dark. Its just as well Im not sharing the womb with an evil twin like some people have to.
Eighteen years from now I will definitely be voting for any party that promises to curb the power of the unions.