TWO-THIRDS of all immigrants were imprisoned on their home planet Krypton before escaping and heading to Britain, the Daily Mail has revealed.
The newspaper explained that the leaders of the Kryptonian migrants may be looking to forge alliances with underworld bosses, then use their unnatural strength and telekinetic powers to make humanity cower at their feet.
Daily Mail deputy head of hate Martin Bishop said: “If the information we’re putting out there is correct then we should all be worried about this.
“We have all the sympathy in the world for them after their home planet of Krypton was destroyed by a hydrogen bomb thrown from Earth, but I don’t see how that makes them our problem.
“We can’t help everyone. We’re not super men.
“That would make us some sort of master race and we’re certainly not into those kinds of ideas.”
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