MPs will today hold a second series of indicative votes on Brexit and hello? Are you still there?
With a no-deal Brexit just 12 days away millions of people across Britain are being asked if they watched Line of Duty. Experts said it was ‘quite good’.
As MPs seek a consensus that could marginalise both Tory hard-Brexiters and People’s Vote campaigners it emerged that you are, for some reason, still reading this and are therefore part of the problem.
Meanwhile, the fourth paragraph of this news story has shifted its focus to Philip Schofield, who is 57 today.
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “He does not look 57.”