Mum claims to get mistaken for daughter although that is clearly bollocks

A 46-YEAR-OLD woman who claims people regularly mistake her for her 22-year-old daughter is clearly lying.

Nikki Hollis, a delusional youth-obsessed woman who still goes to nightclubs, said: “Although I’m more than twice her age, my amazing figure and youthful complexion mean that friends often mistake me for my daughter, Carol.

“Either that or they think we’re sisters. It happens all the time!”

However family friend Mary Fisher said: “It never, ever, happens. Maybe once she asked me ‘do you think I look like Carol?’ and I politely grunted.

“They might look similar from a distance. A considerable distance, like half a mile.”

Carol Hollis said: “It’s true that my mum does borrow my clothes. However they’re always stretched to fuck when she gives them back.”