A MOTHER-OF-TWO who had a rare moment of peace and quiet has been staggered by how inane her thoughts are.
Emma Bradford was eager to find out what creative genius had been drowned out by the white noise of parenting, but instead found herself wondering what happened to the kid from The Sixth Sense.
She said: “It turns out that I wasn’t missing much.
“I’d imagined, when wiping a four-year-old’s bum, that an hour’s respite would have me penning some beautiful poetry or having an epiphany on the nature of existence.
“Instead after a bit I put on old Big Bang Theory and looked at some memes on my phone.”
Husband Andy Bradford, said: “Yesterday I was showering at the gym and realised I was humming the Ben & Holly theme tune.”