MILLIONS of self-absorbed UK residents are concerned that their photos may not be included in a police database.
Instagram addict Nikki Hollis said: “Apparently up to 18 million mugshots, including those of innocent people, have been stored by police. If I’m not in there somewhere I would be pretty pissed off because I am an interesting and original person.
“I am hot, at least an eight out of ten, and go to a lot of cool venues as anyone using social media should know.
“However I would feel angry and violated if the police had any pictures of me from before 2013, because I was half a stone heavier then and had not mastered the makeup techniques to really bring out my cheekbones.”
A police spokesman said: “We can assure the public that any photographic data is being stored purely for security or masturbatory purposes.”