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Near death experience gets contemporary makeover

GOD has updated the ‘near death experience’ for the first time since the 70s.

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We let in too many twats, says Bryant

SHADOW immigration minister Chris Bryant has admitted that too many twats have been allowed into the Labour Party.

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