A MAN has started burning random crap in his garden again, his neighbours have confirmed.
Norman Steele, 51, has been spotted frequently making a bonfire out ‘something or other’ and then standing in front of it, gazing into the flames.
Neighbour Tom Logan said: “He seems like a nice bloke. He just loves burning shit.
“I’m pretty sure he bought some garden furniture last year just so he could set fire to it.”
Another neighbour, Emma Bradford, added: “I reckon he just saves up all of his random shit over the year and then when it’s sunny he can’t wait to set fire to it all.
“I suppose it’s less hassle than doing a car boot sale.”
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: “A bonfire can be a lot of fun. Just as long as you don’t spend all your time staring into it while plotting revenge.”