A NEW mum and a pothead have bonded over having red eyes and feeling divorced from reality, it has emerged.
Nikki Hollis, 30, and Nathan Muir, 19, met when they were both sitting on a park bench in the middle of the afternoon. Muir initially thought Hollis must be stoned off her box too when she started giggling uncontrollably for no obvious reason.
Hollis said: “I must have looked like I’d consumed some kind of illicit substance, but actually I just haven’t slept for more than 20 minutes at once for 97 consecutive nights, which seems to have a similar effect.
“I explained that I spent most of my time either giggling hysterically and hallucinating a bit or sitting on the sofa staring into space like a depressed zombie and he said he knew exactly how I felt.
“He was even more understanding when I said I hadn’t washed my hair for three days and lived on a diet of crisps and Nutella straight out of the jar.”