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New school stuff pointless for crap children, say parents

BUYING expensive ‘back to school’ items for academically useless, un-sporty children is a futile gesture, according to parents.

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Uncovered nipples on rampage of destruction

AN army of uncovered nipples is wreaking havoc across Britain.

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