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NHS to use frantic hand gestures

NHS staff are to start miming what they want to do to foreign patients in a bid to save money.

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UN deadlocked over Arab-killing rights

THE United Nations Security Council remains deadlocked over which countries are allowed to kill Arab civilians.

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