THE forthcoming all-night London Underground services will be even scarier than night buses, it has been confirmed.
A Transport for London spokesman said: “The best thing about travelling on London’s night buses has always been the adrenaline rush of knowing it could kick off at any moment.
“Imagine that living-on-the-edge thrill but in a tunnel deep under the ground.
“Like a ghost train at a fun fair, but better because the ghosts might actually beat you up.”
The spokesman added: “Everyone will be either drunk, on cocaine, or incredibly weird.
“It’s strictly for the hardcore.”