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Non-smokers told to shut up and stop being so utterly pathetic

NON-SMOKERS have been advised to like it or fuck off after complaining about smoking in pub beer gardens.

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Home workers spend all day laughing at you

HOME workers spend up to 85 per cent of their working day laughing spitefully at anyone stupid enough to be in an office.

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