AN office poser has taken to wearing a scarf throughout the working day, not just when outside.
Graphic designer Julian Cook removed his coat, hat and gloves when entering the office, but left his grey cashmere scarf draped around his neck as if it was necessary to protect him from chills.
Co-worker Carolyn Ryan said: “Nobody mentioned it until half-eleven, then Rina the intern blew the whole thing by asking him if he knew he’d forgotten to take his scarf off.
“He rolled out this pre-prepared speech about it being perfectly acceptable to wear a scarf indoors as a winter accessory and that ‘David Gandy does it’.
“It’s been tremendously harmful to productivity, because we’re all just sitting here staring at, and loathing, that scarf.
“He’s a very good designer, but it would be worth firing him.”