AN 79-YEAR-OLD in Tesco’s reduced section will end you if you get between her and a 10p pack of sausage rolls, she has confirmed.
Pensioner and food hoarder Mary Fisher considers the reduced section to be her territory and is more than happy to take down anyone who disagrees.
She said: “I don’t believe in out-of-date food and I don’t believe anything should cost more than ten bob and those beliefs meet here.
“So if you think you’re going to pick up that 24-pack of chicken dippers for 46p while I’m around, I’d advise you to think about how much you’d miss your front teeth.
“Single mums, refugees, don’t care. It is mine.”
Shelf-stacker Helen Archer said: “Technically, she shouldn’t be allowed to empty the entire section into her trolley every single night.
“But she’s an 79-year-old woman. She knows she’s not going to prison even if she hits you with a sock full of coins.”