A FORMER school classmate is behaving as if you had a much closer relationship than was actually the case.
After bumping into 34-year-old Norman Steele in a bar, he warmly embraced you and made a huge fuss, despite only exchanging about two sentences with you at school.
Steele, who seemed vaguely okay as a kid although you had no mutual friends, went on to tell a string of anecdotes involving people you were only ever vaguely aware of.
He said: “I’ve got a couple of kids with Gemma Cooke now. You remember her, obviously. Course you do.
“It was mental, wasn’t it? All the stuff that happened at school. Like when George Price did a shit on someone’s coat.
”Lets have loads of Sambuca.”
The conversation ended with Steele insisting on taking your phone number, then immediately texting with the message ’Remember Mr Stanley? Wasn’t he a right TWAT!’