Parents welcome third child who is clearly an accident

A COUPLE have welcomed their third child, who is clearly an accident although they are playing that down.

Tom and Susan Booker announced the birth of their new son Ralph, who is seven years younger than his siblings who were not fairly obviously the result of a contraceptive mishap.

Susan Booker said: “It’s so great to have another baby, especially after having been through the whole exhausting process twice almost a decade ago.

“Two children is fine but having a third one when you’re nearly 40 really completes the family.”

Tom Booker said: “It’s great. It’s so…great.

“We only have sex about once a month and somehow we are blessed with his miracle. A miracle that could have been easily avoided if certain people had taken the agreed precautions but let’s not dwell on that.

“We’d always wanted another, despite having chucked out all our baby stuff after the last one was born.

“I may look like a pale exhausted husk but I’m smiling on the inside.”