A SOCIAL smoker’s attempt at making a rolled up cigarette has been classed an ‘abomination’ by all who saw it.
Stephen Malley, who only smokes when he drinks or when someone else is paying for them, asked his friend, Emma Bradford, if he could make his own roll up this time as he ‘felt he was ready for it’.
Bradford said: “He absolutely was not.”
She added: “It looked as if he had been trying to eat it.”
Mutual friend Tom Logan said: “It was as if a builder had fallen off some scaffolding without wearing a safety helmet and the first thing he did was try to make a roll up.”
Malley said, ‘I don’t care, I’m the only one smoking it’ as the abomination fell apart in his hand.