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Plain-looking students' exam success goes undocumented

STUDENTS who fall outside the bracket of ‘nubile sexy girls’ may or may not have gotten good A Level results.

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We can add water to wine but we don't, say middle class drinkers

IF our wine needs some water in it then we know where the water is, middle class drinkers have confirmed.

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