REGULARS at a pub that values community spirit above all beat the shit out of each other most nights, they have confirmed.
Patrons of Plymouth’s White Swan argue the pub is the heart of their estate before the arguments degenerate into actual bodily harm.
Landlady Donna Sheridan said: “We all pull together round here. Last week we had a collection to get Macca a wheelchair, and a fortnight ago we raised £400 for Adz’s court fines for breaking both Macca’s legs.
“We’re like a family. You can come in here any time of day and find a shoulder to cry on or a face to break a pool cue on, if you’re in more of that mood.
“And though we might fight sometimes, we’ll always present a united front when the people in neighbouring houses call the police. Or the fire brigade.”
Local Roy Hobbs said: “I went there once. Someone asked me what the fuck I was looking at. When I backed off he called me a ‘blow-in’ and told me to go back to Wetherspoons.”