31-YEAR-OLD Stephen Malleys slight build has prompted speculation that he may be one of those small wiry hard men.He has this quiet confidence
Sales administrator Malley, who is five feet five inches tall and weighs eight stone, has a gentle demeanour and no obvious interest in fighting.
His colleague Roy Hobbs said: Its the small ones youve got to look out for, and they dont come much smaller than Steve. Clearly hes hard as fuck.
I bet hes like one of those bantamweight boxers, or Bruce Lee.
You know Bruce Lee was only four and a half feet tall.
Tom Booker, who sits opposite Hobbs, added that there was a little guy who went to his gym who was a nutter on the bench press.
Theres lots of big lads around these days but you can tell Steve would be like a terrier in a scrap, just getting all over them and biting their face and legs, like a bitey ninja.
You can just tell.
Malley, who plans to spend his weekend cooking a paella and visiting the local arts cinema, remains unaware of his reputation as a small pale death machine.