BRITAIN has hit a 50-year high in the production of television-watching food consumption units.
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Record Increase In TV-Watching Stomachs
Parents Confirm Existence Of Bedroom-Based Psychotic Clowns
A MAJOR study has confirmed the existence of salivating, murderous clowns lurking under the bed of every child, Britain's parents said last night.
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