A ROBIN has described its intense dislike of everything associated with Christmas.
Red-breasted bird Wayne Hayes described the festive season as ‘weapons-grade toss’.
Hayes said: “I don’t like Christmas at all. The way they start trotting out all the adverts in September f*cking does my head in.
“But the time it finally comes around I’m properly sick of it.”
He added: “I hate holly. A friend of mine lost his eye on some holly. It’s just a load of sharp leaves.
“What do I like? Worms, successfully defending my territory and sexual intercourse.”