THE list of who will be the Drunken Bore, the Perv and Crying in the Toilets at the Christmas party has been put on the office noticeboard.
Random stereotypical roles are assigned so that everyone knows exactly what they have done when they wake up the following day with memory loss.
Account manager Wayne Hayes said: “Last year I had to be Strip Club Bloke, and staying out until 3am exhorting everyone to go Senoritas for a lap dance was hard work.
“This year I’m Insensibly Drunk During Meal which is fantastic because I get to leave by 9pm, once I’ve been sick on my cake.”
Joanna Kramer, from HR, said: “Some people were hogging all the roles –Starting Fights With Strangers, Shocking Emotional Confession, Obviously On Cocaine – and other people had nothing to do but watch.
“This way everyone gets to behave incredibly badly in the grand Christmas tradition without being stuck in a rut.”
Managing director Nathan Muir said: “This year I’m Dancing Obliviously with Penis Out. It was my turn.”