School suspends pupil with ‘F**K SCHOOL’ haircut
A 10-YEAR-OLD has been suspended by her headmaster just for having an obscene anti-school slogan shaved into her hair.
According to Kendall Sheridan’s mother Donna, what should have been a proud day showing off her new ‘FUCK SCHOOL’ hairstyle to friends at Romford’s Northbrook Academy ended with the 14-year-old being cruelly sent home in floods of tears.
Donna said: “Kendall loves to look good, and she’d spent all day with her stylist to come up with something really bold and original that expresses the real her.
“Apparently one of the staff thought it was offensive, but she’s my little girl and I think it looks beautiful. They’re meant to be teachers, not fashion critics.
“She’s at home now, getting no education, and there’s a real danger that she might start running wild. If she does it’s their fault and I’m suing.”
The ban has caused a number of Kendall’s friends and relations to stand around in the street with their arms folded, looking cross.
Meanwhile Kendall has been photographed pretending to be pissed off about not having to go to school.
She said: “They let fifth-formers wear black trainers instead of proper shoes, but when I get ‘FUCK SCHOOL’ shaved into my head apparently it’s a problem.
“Teachers need to learn about fairness.”