Murray dangerously close to not having won Wimbledon

ANDY Murray is now just two early grand slam exits away from not winning Wimbledon in 2013.

As the Scottish tennis player let Britain down in the fourth round of the US Open, the country warned that its memory was getting a bit fuddled.

Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, said: “The Wimbledon victory, if it even happened, was supposed to herald the ‘Age of Murray’. That was the deal.

“But since then, not only have you reverted to being a typical British tennis player, you have become more like a typical Scottish footballer.”

Bishop added: “Win all the time or we will start to confuse you, quite deliberately, with Tim Henman.

“That is not a threat, it is a promise.”