SCOTLAND plans to have some kind of referendum that could take place as early as next week.
It is understood the referendum is about politics and has been pencilled in for a week on Thursday, or possibly the Thursday after that.
Bill McKay, a Scottish person, said: “Yeah, we’ve all been talking about the politics referendum for, let me think now…
“Three and a half years.”
English politicians said that if the referendum actually happens, it will no doubt involve Scottish people either wanting or not wanting something or other.
Chancellor George Osborne said: “We’re going to offer them Barbara Windsor.”