Sex survey finds 100% of editors want excuse to publish sexy picture

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ALL newspaper and website editors will take any excuse to run a picture of naked people, according to a new sex survey.

A poll of sexual attitudes among the nation’s media executives found that 100% of them were open to any and all flimsy excuses to show images of nudity.

Newspaper editor Julian Cook said: “I’m desperate to show boobs in a semi-legitimate news context. Usually this comes in the form of a new ‘sex survey’ like this one.

“This means I can print a ‘sex’ stock photo that was clearly taken in the 90s because the man is wearing loads of hair gel.

“Nice.”