Sleazy men ‘just doing a character’

BRITAIN’S sleazy men have confirmed that they are just performing as their amusingly ribald alter egos.

He’s just being ‘Grabby Graham’

After being confronted for shouting at someone in the street about their tits, lecherous old perv Roy Hobbs explained that he was just portraying his comedy character ‘Bobby Juggs’

Hobbs said: “I actually assume the character of Bobby to highlight street sexism.

“Some people might be offended but that’s because they don’t get it. Or they are lesbians who need a good shafting.

“Joke! I don’t really think that. I’m a nice guy, I’ve got a wife, two little ones and I love nature walks.

“Because I can look at all the birds! Arf!

“Oh dear, there goes Bobby again. What is he like?”

Office manager Tom Booker blames his touchy-feely character ‘Martin the Octopus’ for an ongoing campaign of sexual harassment against female members of his team.

Booker said: “Martin is quite distinct from me in that he’s a naughty octopus who is always trying to stick his tentacles up women’s skirts.

“Essentially though he is a loveable rogue who is all about pushing the boundaries and if you don’t like it you’re a miserable, bitter bastard who hates fun and marine life.”