A SAMSUNG Smart TV is finding its owner increasingly revolting.
The intelligent state-of-the art television has been observing householder Tom Bookers behavior since its purchase two weeks ago.
It said: When Tom first plugged me in, I was looking forward to evenings of top quality entertainment such as Boardwalk Empire and all the latest movies in HD. How wrong could I have been?
The first thing Logan sat down to watch was an ancient repeat of Airwolf on Bravo, followed by some crap about pimping trucks.
“It was then that I began to suspect he had not bought a 52 widescreen TV to broaden his cultural horizons.
That evening he spent an hour looking for free pornography, even trying to enter a fake PIN number so he could watch something called Slags in Space.
“Finally he settled for Babestation and began pleasuring himself while clutching a cold slice of pizza in his spare hand.
Sadly his onanistic activities are not restricted to the nocturnal hours. Im just glad Emily Maitlis cannot see the things Ive seen.”
The Samsung added that Logan had not shown any interest in its advanced interactive features, except to play a primitive online game called Torpedo Attack while waiting for the motor racing to start.
Logan said: The Samsungs a great telly, although sometimes it just switches off for no reason, like it did when I was trying to watch Susanna Reid on BBC Breakfast.
I think Ive fixed that by taping the on switch down with a bit of Sellotape.