Subscribe

Smoothie label includes dark sexual fantasies

A MANGO smoothie has admitted having warped desires, via a block of text on its packaging.

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Clegg and Farage both packing heat

NICK Clegg and Nigel Farage have both admitted that they will have firearms at tonight’s televised debate on Europe. 

Checking article access…

Next story ›