Straight men to have casual sex with each other
HETEROSEXUAL men are to address the gender imbalance in appetite for casual sex by just doing it with each other.
A survey showing women want less casual sex than men has prompted straight guys to look at the numbers, face facts and start dating each other.
A new rota system will see one in three dates become male-male, with men expected to quickly overcome initial doubts about their sexuality for the guarantee of a shag at the end of the night.
Heterosexual roofer Stephen Malley went on a date with chef Nathan Muir last night, and said: I was nervous at first.
But we bought our own drinks, had a really interesting conversation about the best way to kill a polar bear with a blunt instrument, and ended the evening with fantastic sex unsullied by even a hint of affection.
Afterwards, instead of cuddling, we watched The Expendables 2 on Blu-ray, including the extras which had some interesting stuntman interviews.
And the next day my phone sat in blissful silence without a single needy text or call. Not until three days later, in fact, when he texted Want to come round for a curry, FIFA 13 and a shag?
I think Im in love.