A WEIRDO who does not dread going back to work has revealed that Sunday is his favourite day of the week.
Martin Bishop is somehow able to enjoy the anticipation of the working week ahead, while everyone else spends Sunday morning fighting off a hangover and the rest of the day in a pit of existential anxiety.
Bishop said: ‘There’s something magical about Sundays. I feel so peaceful. Or maybe I’m confusing that with feeling smug because I don’t hate Mondays, whereas my wife has a weekly meltdown about sales figures or something.
“Usually I like to get out of bed late and walk the dog, then cook up a tasty roast dinner and sit in a comfortable chair all afternoon until it’s time for Countryfile. What could be better?”
Wife Mary said: “What would be better is a day where normal people don’t feel overwhelmed with the crushing irrelevance of life and sit there questioning the point of it all.
“Although that could just be because I always watch The Antiques Roadshow.”