Saturday, 4th April 2020

Teenager wears hammer and sickle badge to let everyone know he's an idiot

AN 18-YEAR-OLD student wears a hammer and sickle badge on his backpack to make sure everyone knows he is a complete idiot.

Nathan Muir explained: “I take pride in admiring the Soviet Union and I’m not embarrassed to say so.

“There’s some really good ideas in there, it’s just that they’ve never been applied properly. I would do it a bit differently if I was in charge. No limousines for party leaders, or big parades with lots of missiles, that sort of thing.”

After briefly defending the gulags, the teenage imbecile added: “I firmly believe that real communism is out there just waiting to save everyone.

“It’s really important that people should know this about me.”