AN 18-YEAR-OLD student wears a hammer and sickle badge on his backpack to make sure everyone knows he is a complete idiot.
Nathan Muir explained: “I take pride in admiring the Soviet Union and I’m not embarrassed to say so.
“There’s some really good ideas in there, it’s just that they’ve never been applied properly. I would do it a bit differently if I was in charge. No limousines for party leaders, or big parades with lots of missiles, that sort of thing.”
After briefly defending the gulags, the teenage imbecile added: “I firmly believe that real communism is out there just waiting to save everyone.
“It’s really important that people should know this about me.”