‘This was a false flag’ says arsehole who thinks everything is a f**king false flag

AN ARSEHOLE has claimed that every terrorist attack of the last 20 years was a ‘false flag’ perpetrated by the government.

Martin Bishop, who also believes the moon to be some sort of optical illusion, was quick to visit Facebook to spread his insane theory.

Bishop said: “Labour were gaining ground on the Tories so it’s obvious that they would do something like this.

“Incredibly obvious.”

The status update only got a handful of ‘Likes’ from fellow idiots although the frustrated reply from Bishop’s brother got quite a few more.

Terry Bishop posted: “Grow the fuck up Martin and stop watching fucking videos on YouTube.

“The holocaust never happened, Mars is a giant biscuit and if you sail far enough you fall off the Earth.

“We get it, you’ve smoked too much weed and spent too much time watching drivel made by people who think Jay-Z’s a giant terrapin.

“Stop wasting your life. We got you that Wetherspoon application form, now get off your arse and fill it in.”