A TICKET inspector has convinced passengers he is taking part in a dickhead contest.
Norman Steele takes great pride in not only catching people who have not paid the correct fare but also in enforcing every kind of law that the train companies will allow him to.
Steele lied: “I take no pleasure in it, but a world without law and order is a world run by chaos. Not on my watch.”
He added: “I’m kind of like a sheriff on these trains. And if they asked me to then, yes, I would carry a gun.
“I would hope to never have to use it, but I’m also a realist.”
Passenger Bill McKay said: “What terrible thing happened to him? Rough divorce? Bullied as a child?
“Or maybe, just maybe, he genuinely wants to be the world’s biggest dickhead.”