SCUMBAG parents with no intention of buying animals have been told to stop bringing their bloody kids to Pets At Home.
Bosses at the large pet shop chain confirmed that it is not a sodding zoo but a place where money is exchanged for animals.
A spokesman said: “You think we don’t know you aren’t going to be buying that terrapin, you tight bastards?
“We can spot you scumbag freeloaders a mile off. You could at least get a budgie or a dog toy.
“One mum asked if her kid could stroke a rabbit, two Russian hamsters and a Guinea pig. We even took a picture of her kid with the rabbit.
“She treated us like pet pimps then left without spending a penny. It makes you want to vomit.”
Mum Nikki Hollis said: “Every half term I take my kids to Pets At Home aka ‘the safari park on an industrial estate’. There’s even a hairy guy who work on the tills, and I tell them he’s a gorilla.”
