MEN have agreed that marriage takes work, that it is a marathon not a sprint, and the toughest part is when the wife scrapes the car again.
Husbands across Britain acknowledged that the challenges of lifelong partnership are outweighed by the rewards, except paying body shops £500 a fucking month because the wife drives like a an arse.
Nathan Muir, from Coventry, said: “Seriously. Again?
“The same fucking post in the same fucking driveway? It’s not moved. It doesn’t hop about. It’s exactly where it was when she scraped it last month.
“And the hardest bit, the real struggle, is she comes in all in tears and I’m hugging her and saying ‘What’s wrong love?’ and then she tells me and I’m just thinking ‘for fuck’s sake’.
“We’ve got kids, we’ve got a mortgage, we still have a surprisingly good sex life. It’s only when she scrapes the car I want to leave it all behind and become a deep-sea fisherman.”
Wife Sandra Muir said: “Is he still talking about that? He knows how much it upset me.”