A PASSENGER on a busy train is acting like her bags are not on the seat next to her.
Businesswoman Nikki Hollis is staring straight ahead, pretending to be thinking important thoughts, while fellow travellers wander up and down the aisle looking for seats.
An onlooker said: “She’s acting like she doesn’t know she’s taking the piss, but she’s trying slightly too hard which proves she knows she’s taking the piss.
“She’ll move her shit when asked, and pretend to be fine with it, she’s just hoping the bags act as enough of a deterrent that she gets two seats. But it’s a high-stakes game that could result in getting told off by the conductor.
“And if you get told off by the conductor, you might as well be dead.”
Hollis said: “Look straight ahead. Look straight ahead. Look straight ahead.”