HUMANS are being transported across London in crammed, sweltering underground carriages, it has been revealed.
Onlookers reported seeing the herd animals, including infants and grey-bearded geriatrics, squeezed into the underground compartments so tightly their dumb, helpless faces were pressed up against filthy glass.
Human rights activist Emma Bradford said: “These humans spend their lives shipped back and forth to offices, until eventually they weaken and are shot to become kebab meat.
“In these underground containers they have no breathable air and are immersed in the fetid stench of each other’s steaming bodies.
“There’s no dignity in the way they’re being treated. Boris Johnson should be banned from keeping humans.”
Six-month old veal calf Tom Logan was shown a picture of the Bakerloo line during rush hour. He said: “No fucking way.”