THE mothers of men behind Twitter rape threats are being urged to boot them out of the parental homes where they inevitably live.
Helen Archer reached the end of her tether after catching her ageing live-at-home son bombarding female journalists with grotesque sexual advances.
She said: “My son Stephen is 44, but I still cook his tea and wash his pants.
“I thought he was spending all day in his room writing job applications. watching his favourite programme Babylon 5 or at least playing computer games.
“Turns out he was threatening to molest women and campaigning to get a ‘famous rapist’ in the £50 note.
“Well I’m a woman too, I wash his sheets and buy him the expensive ‘Country Crisp’ cereal he likes, and he can bugger off out of this house.
“It’s for his own good really.”
44-year-old Stephen Malley said: “I just desperately want a girlfriend and now I realise that obsessing about sexual violence on a public forum is the wrong way to get a nice lady’s attention.
“Instead I shall try going outside in daylight hours, and get an actual job instead of just selling the odd action figure on Ebay.”