BRITONS would be happy to live under strict sharia law if they could get drunk, a survey has found.Add Guinness on tap and it’s a working men’s club
The Institute for Studies found that apart from not being able to drink alcohol, most Britons broadly agreed with the bits of the religion that emphasise oppression, brutality and forcing everyone else to agree with you.
Professor Henry Brubaker said: If you dislike the gays and think women are a bit full of themselves post-feminism, Islam has a lot to offer.
Obviously praying five times a day would be a major change in most Britons daily routine, but if it gets you out of work for ten minutes then theyll be up for it.
And 94 per cent of those surveyed agreed with chopping hands off shoplifters, rising to 98 per cent if they got to do the chopping themselves.
Teacher Tom Logan said: I have a big beard, Im always ready to hear conspiracy theories about the Jews, and Id like someone to pick out a wife for me because I can’t really tell women apart.
Youd think Id fit in a treat in downtown Riyadh, but I wont give up real ale or bacon.
So if Mohammed or Allah whichever ones in charge could just make a few changes to that bit, then count me in.